I've been BANNED

[EasyRider]

Well i knew it would happen, I've been found out.
I keep a record of what i spend on any bike i have using MS Excal.
When i was out getting the Valadero MOT done, she needed to use my laptop.
I came home all happy that my Valadero had passed.
I walked in and she was just sitting there with my laptop open. (i left Excal open)
She said how long have you had the RT for. 4 months i replyed.
She looked again at my laptop and said, So you have spent £xxxx on it on top of buying it.
I looked at her and said, "well i had to make sure it was safe for you my darling".
The look and reply i got was not a good one. no sweet talking out of this one i thought.
I have now been Banned from eBay and Aliexpress and told not to buy anything else for the RT this year.
I did not say this out loud, but thought it to myself " its a good job i've got everything then".

[MCMXCIVRS]

My wife is a Financial Planner and I respect her advice when it comes to money. She tells me that since I'm retired I should no longer be accumulating wealth and I need to spend my income. Got any good links for E-bay or AliExpress?

[Steve398]

My wonderful wife looks upon any expenditure for the bike as a joint interest, and as her preferred mode of holiday transport should be treated to the best.

Now, where’s that link for the Shoei Neotech 3?

[ald71]

My wife loves our bike and likes nothing better than riding the Dales or Lakes and having a good pub lunch, at my expense, of course. But then she did pay half towards the bike

[scunny12]

My partner says, I am spending her inheritance on my bike and car. She watches a great many murder/medical programmes, should I be afraid?

[Mac001]

Happy wife, happy life.

Next time don’t keep evidence.