Women

[EasyRider]

My wife wondered why i called her every name under the sun yesterday, and was not talking to her last night.
Yesterday i changed and fitted her new 18" summer wheels to her car.
She kept trying to help and i said no as i did not want them damaged (£350 each plus tyre).
When i was all done i started to move the winter wheels out of the way.
I had moved 2 of them, when i turned around and my wife was rolling one of the wheels.
I went to take the wheel off her so i could stack it on top of the others.
This is when she kept on trying to rolling it and ended up putting one of her long fingernails up under my thumbnail.
Fcuk did it hurt and the blood was dripping from my thumb. Even now this morning its still bloody hurting.
Why cant they just leave things alone when they have been told to. They dont like us interfering.
Its her birthday today and i'm going to find it hard still to want to talk to her.
Under the fingernail is one of the most painful parts of the body to hurt. If you dont believe me, try it and see.

[Stu]

Then they say "I was just trying to help"

If my wife asks if I want help I say yes! Keep out the way

She knows to leave me to it unless I ask

[Steve398]

My wife is a gem… if I’m fighting with something on the bike, cold, wet, or thoroughly p*ssed off she says “Cup of tea or a glass of wine?”

[scunny12]

My partner says she cooks better, cleans better and paints better around the house than myself. All I have to master is how to screw up cleaning cars and bikes and cutting the lawns and I have cracked it!

[EasyRider]

Wife not to blame for this....

So last night i stubed my little toe on the dishwasher, and yes it hurt.
I woke up this morning, put on my socks and slippers in the dark.
I thought "bloody hell my little toe is still hurting".
So i removed my slipper and sock only to see my little toe looking like this.
I bet the wife pulled the dishwasher out a bit when i was not looking

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