Taz wrote: Dear IT Support,[/font][/size]Eighteen months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 fromDrinking Mates 4.2 which I'd used for years without[/size]any trouble.[/size]However, there are apparently conflicts between thesetwo products and the only solution was to try and run[/size]Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.[/size]To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is alsoincompatible with several other applications, such as[/size]Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 2 & Playboy 6.[/size]Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better.A shareware beta-programme, Party Girl 2.1, which I tried,[/size]had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me[/size]to shut down completely for several weeks.[/size]Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these[/size]two systems detected each other they caused severe damage[/size]to my hardware.[/size]Sensing a way out, I then upgraded to Fiancée 1.0 onlyto discover that this product soon had to be upgraded[/size]at great cost) to Wife 1.0, which I reluctantly agreed[/size]to because, whilst Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my[/size]available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSex[/size]Plus and Cleanhouse 2000.[/size]Shortly after this upgrade however I then discovered thatWife 1.0 can be very unstable and costly to run.[/size]For example, any mistakes I made were automatically storedin Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then[/size]resurfaced months later when I had forgot about them.[/size]Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary Explorer and E-mailporn filter and can, without warning, launch Photostrop[/size]and Whingezip! These latter products have no help files[/size]and I have to try and guess what the problem is myself.[/size]Additional costly problems are that Wife 1.0 needsupdating regularly, requiring Shoe Shop Browser for new[/size]attachments and also Hairstyle Express which needs to be[/size]reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns[/size]unwelcome child processes that also drains my resources.[/size]It also conflicted with some of the new games I wantedto try, stating that they are an illegal operation.[/size]When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT programmeit often crashes or runs the system dry.[/size]Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up calledmother-in-law, which can't be turned off.[/size]Recently I've attempted to try Mistress 2000, but therecould be problems.[/size]A friend has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0detects the presence of Mistress 2000 it tends to[/size]delete all my MS Money files before un-installing[/size]itself.[/size]
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